Thursday, July 31, 2014

Seriously?

Every once in a while the tone of this blog will get much darker than I really like, and I will end up reminding my readers (assuming I have readers) that I’m really a business teacher and not an Internet comedian after all. I have similar issues in my personal life, as I sink deeper and deeper into middle age and start catching myself acting responsibly and making mature decisions. At such times I will generally go out and do the most juvenile I can think of that won’t get me shot, arrested or fired (into which category, alas, running around pelting people with cream pies and yelling “Ya-HA! Ya-HA!” does not fall), and when I feel the blog is getting too dark I will try to find you a story about something completely stupid. There was a story about a botched refund this week that should do the trick…

According to the story from the local ABC News affiliate, a woman in Jacksonville, Florida was having trouble with a used car dealership that was failing to honor the warranty they had sold her. So she reported them to the State Department of Motor Vehicles, and after due investigation the dealer was ordered to refund her the money she had paid for the repairs. So they did – in loose change. Specifically, it was about $85 in pennies and the rest in $1 bills…

Now, I’m not going to dispute that pennies or dollars are legal tender, or that the dealership had a legal right to pay the refund in whatever fashion they felt was appropriate. My questions are why anyone would risk venting their spleen – and making themselves look even worse to potential customers – by pulling this sort of prank, and also where a car dealership got 8,500 pennies in the first place…

In the Internet age, most businesses that want to be successful are very careful about their public image, and in particular about their online reputation. We’ve already seen people threatening to sue online review sites like Yelp and Angie’s List for damaging their reputation, and there are persistent reports of various companies large and small paying people to leave positive reviews about them and artificially improve their online rating. By the same token, if you’ve done something as blatantly stupid as playing games with the small print on a contract and then getting called on it by the State government, I would think the last thing you would want to do is create a funny story that will get you mocked by thousands of scruffy bloggers around the world…

The second part of the question is why anybody would go to such lengths to pull such a prank in the first place. Car dealerships aren’t normally cash businesses, and unless this one also doubles as a bank there is no reason for them to have 8,500 pennies around in the first place. That may not sound like a lot, but that’s around 50 pounds of coins. If you wanted to roll them it would be enough for 170 rolls of pennies, but these were apparently just loose in a couple of bags. Unless the dealership also doubles as a strip club it shouldn’t have had 215 loose $1 bills lying around either, but I think we can probably conclude that the owner went to the bank after deciding to be rude to his customer…

Okay, so this story isn’t an atrocity. The customer in our story can almost certainly roll up the pennies and take them to her bank, and she can probably use the dollar bills to buy coffee or pay tolls or what have you. And it is possible that the owner of the dealership believes that there is no such thing as bad publicity, and is laughing all the way back to the bank. But I prefer to believe that it’s a prank gone wrong, a customer’s multi-media revenge, and a cautionary tale for anyone who might have been planning a similar stunt – or anything else that will bring you to the negative attention of the public…

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