Saturday, September 13, 2014

What Ever Happened to Free Parking?

Over the years I’ve gotten into disposable income arguments with a number of people, most of whom have told me that conspicuous consumption is disgusting no matter how small the amounts involved are relative to your income, and people who spend $800,000 on a car or $200,000 on a bottle of whiskey should just get a Honda Accord and a bottle of some premium brand and donate the other $970,000 or so to charity. I’d like to think that I’m more tolerant than that, although in fairness I should probably just admit that I don’t particularly care how people want to squander their money. I follow the Heinlein school of ethics, which holds that anything you enjoy that does not unnecessarily harm another person is not wrong in an ethical sense – although it may stupid. The case of the million dollar parking space, as reported in the New York Times this week, probably falls into that last category…

Even if you’ve never been to New York City, the concept that parking would be hard to find and very expensive there shouldn’t be too hard to grasp. Space within the city is extremely limited, and as a result all real estate is expensive. Most of the residents don’t even own cars, and a surprising percentage of them will be happy to tell you, at the drop of anything resembling a cue, how wonderful it is to be able to go anywhere you want to go on public transportation, how much money they save every year by not having to make car payments (or pay for car insurance), and why this is further evidence of the complete superiority of their city to anywhere else in the world you could possibly live. I’m not convinced that the existence of a parking space that will cost you as much as $6,600 per square foot supports that contention, however…

According to the story in the New York Times website, the parking spaces are part of a new condo development in a building that will offer three-bedroom units in the $8.7 million to $10.45 million range – or around $3,150 per square foot; less than half of what the parking spots cost based on footage. Or, to look at it another way, each of these parking sports will require financial resources that would be sufficient to purchase a really nice house (complete with multi-car garage) in many other large cities, or four quite large houses in a good part of East Lansing, Michigan, outright. This would seem extravagant almost anywhere, but in a city that prides itself on its public transportation – and which is widely associated with both horrible driving conditions and unbearable automotive expenses – it seems like a complete logical disconnect…

Now, we should probably acknowledge that according to the same story it isn’t that unusual to see parking spaces with a six-figure price listing in New York; the author also points out that the available number of off-street parking spaces has dropped by around 26% over the past 30 years, whereas the population of the city certainly has not. We might also want to concede that someone who is paying in excess of $10 million for a new residence (especially a condominium) might consider an extra 10% in order to park in the same building no more than a minor expense – or possibly an interesting investment, since it will both enhance the value of the condo and also offer a property than can be sold separately from the residence. But it should probably also be noted than anyone who can afford to spend that kind of money on real estate can most likely also afford cab fare…

In the long run a parking space that costs four times more than the national average for a house may seem like a particularly disgusting example of conspicuous consumption, but if the people who buy them end up selling the properties at a good profit in five or ten years it’s hard to imagine what was wrong with this choice from a business standpoint; if the spaces appreciate the way some real estate did in the early 2000s the owners might end up having the last laugh on all of us. The truth is, if I could realize a profit of millions of dollars – or even $200,000 for a nice 20% profit – on buying and selling a piece of property, I don’t believe that I’d care whether it was a 200-unit apartment complex or a 200 square foot parking space…

And I can’t imagine why anyone else should care, let alone give me a whole lecture on conspicuous consumption…

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