Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Don’t Tell Me What’s Impossible!

 There was a time when the only people who ever wondered if comic book technology would be possible in the real world were dyed-in-the-wool science fiction geeks, like me and my friends, and in fairness we also wondered if super powers were possible, if psychic powers were possible, if faster-than-light travel was possible, if magic was possible, if cloaking devices were possible, if artificial intelligence was possible, if cloning was possible, if time travel was possible, if alien life forms actually existed, if Big Foot really existed, if any of the cryptozoology critters you read about really existed, if adult women who actually like geeks (like us) really existed, and if it was actually possible to talk with one without spontaneously combusting…

Fortunately for all of us – including that significant portion of the world’s population that had never considered any of those questions until now – some of us geeks grew up with the talents, education, wealth, or simple chutzpah to investigate these questions. Consequently, computers more powerful than anything NASA owned when we went to the Moon fit into the back of your cell phone, robots are now exploring the surface of Mars (and building all manner of consumer products right here in Michigan), there has been an honest-to-Buck-Rodgers space station orbiting the Earth for the past twenty-two years (as of 2021), and a team of brilliant lunatics have not only build 3-D printers that can print things made out of titanium, they also allowed Adam Savage from Myth Busters to build a flying version of the Iron Man armor with it…

I found the video on YouTube, but you can probably get more information off the Science Channel website, since the project was part of Adam’s new series airing on that network. Although, according to the linked file, producing this particular episode seems to have consisted of asking Adam if there was any project he felt like doing and then getting out of his way, since he already knew the people who had invented the titanium 3-D printer and the jet pack system necessary to make the suit fly. The result is every bit as amazing as you would probably expect, especially when you consider that in addition to taking off and flying around the hangar complex under its own power, the suit also turns out to really be bullet-proof and capable of shrugging off an explosion from three feet away…

Now, by this point I’m pretty sure that anyone reading this post (assuming I have readers) is asking why I’m geeking out over mad science and/or bewildering technology instead of just making notes on a business page. And I have to admit it’s a fair question; I have no idea what the commercial possibilities of a flying suit of bullet-proof and bomb-proof armor might be, or even what the business implications of being able to 3-D print materials as hard and rigid as titanium might turn out to be. What I do know is that when I was a kid both the 3-D printer and the Internet itself would have been considered comic-book fantasy, no more realistic than transparent airplanes, super-powered aliens who grew up in Kansas, or the Norse God of Thunder fighting crime in New York City…

For as long as I can remember, one of my pet peeves has been people telling me that things about which they know absolutely nothing are impossible, particularly when some of those things were already happening. When I grew up and realized that people were destroying perfectly good companies the same way, with all of the ill effects for the world and all of humanity that such destruction implies, it became more than just a simple irritant. Finding out why people do these things, and getting them to stop, has been the focus of my life for most of the past two decades, and the motivation for my misadventures in academia in the first place. Because the truth is, I have no more idea what weird, wonderful, and completely insane technological developments will pop up the next time I go wandering around on the Internet than anyone else, let alone what the commercial implications of those achievements might be…

But I’m quite certain that we all need to be more careful about saying things like “That’s Impossible!” Before more of us end up having to eat our words…

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