Pork in Space!

I saw an article last year that claimed the reason NASA has had so much trouble making any progress – or getting any respect – that that most of its multi-billion dollar budget gets swallowed up by various pork-barrel projects in the home districts of key members of Congress. I was a little dubious about this, both because it’s a given that any spending bill in the United States will be loaded with money that rewards the rich and powerful while simultaneously getting long-serving politicians re-elected, and also because while many of the projects cited do not have anything to do with rockets, space flight, or anything that would match off with the agency’s public image, space science does include things like global changes on Earth, biology in space, long-term empirical research, and so on. The fact is, claims of government waste and inefficiency are as common in the United States as the budget outrages they claim to document, if not more so, because it sells newspapers or television advertising time and is more interesting than watching CSPAN to find out what our government is actually spending its money on…

Then I read this article off of the Quartz site, about Elon Musk of Space-X claiming that his company lost out on a multi-billion dollar contract because they declined to offer the government official awarding that contract a job, but the competition did. The facts of the case are a little murky, but no one is disputing the fact that a contract for 36 satellite launches were awarded to United Launch Alliance (ULA), a joint venture of Lockheed Martin and Boeing, on a no-bid contract, or that the official who approved that contract (Roger S. Correll) was subsequently given an extremely lucrative executive position with ULA immediately after his retirement from government service. And while it seems fantastical to believe that anyone would risk “fixing” a government contract in such a blatantly improper fashion, I’m unable to come up with any other explanation for what is going on here…

As a taxpayer, I find this sort of thing infuriating, but not really surprising. During the previous Administration we saw no-bid contracts for Halliburton (and others) supplying the invasion of Iraq, and if you look you will find similar arrangements in every Federal budget since President Eisenhower warned us about the consequences of a “Military-Industrial Complex” taking control of our government. What I find especially heinous about this particular story is that the United States government stands to gain more from the commercial development of outer space than anyone in this Hemisphere, and possibly in the world, which makes stifling all opportunities in that industry not merely corrupt, but also self-destructive. If the claims made by Space-X are true, and they really can launch satellites for a quarter of the price we are currently paying, then our government is quite literally squandering billions of your tax dollars while borrowing ever-larger amounts on credit…

Now, it must be admitted that at least some of the money being given to ULA will benefit our economy; they will have to at least produce launch vehicles (even at a 400% markup) or risk having the contract rescinded. And this will, in turn, allow the participating companies to hire and pay their employees, and order parts and materials from other companies that will do likewise, thus cycling more money into the economy and improving our present conditions. I just can’t help thinking that on a no-bid contract there is no reason for company executives to include huge bonuses for themselves – and while I have no objection to paying for value received, regardless of the form it takes, I do have a problem with people enriching themselves at the expense of the public while returning nothing of value except electable politicians…

I will leave the comments about the ethics, morality or legality of no-bid contracts to those better qualified, and just close by saying that from a business standpoint they can indeed be categorized as “criminally stupid” – and that there is no way we will ever advance into space if we keep trying to haul this much pork along with us…

Flying Cheese

Over the years, I have seen a number of very odd food concepts taken to market with varying results. I can still recall the infamous “Space Food Sticks” marketed during the early 1970s, when everyone I hung out with was a least a little caught up in the hype surrounding the Apollo missions. I’ve seen dozens of things covered with batter and deep-fried, from cheese and hot dogs to Twinkies and Snickers bars. I’ve seen chocolate brushed, sprayed and coated on products where chocolate should never go. I’ve seen foods that explode when they come into contact with your mouth, hot sauce so potent it can literally cause tissue damage, and packaged vegan brownies that were complete unchanged by being stepped on and then molded back into shape (fortunately, the plastic wrapper didn’t break). But I don’t think I’ve seen a concept so completely insane, and yet so appealing, as the idea of a flying grilled cheese sandwich…

I picked up the story from the Huffington Post article about them, but you can visit the company’s own website here if you want to. There isn’t a lot of information about them online, but the basic idea is you pay for a sandwich online (it’s $5) and then go to a location marked with an “X” on a street corner – the location of which will be revealed to you after you pay your money. A short time later a small orange parachute with a sandwich attached will float gently down from the sky, where you can grab it. The company says that if you sandwich gets caught on something on the way down, or otherwise fails to show up, they will “probably” make you another one – but it’s hard to imagine any entrepreneur losing public relations, let alone potential repeat customers, by failing to replace product that happens to get stuck in a tree…

It’s not clear how serious these people are about the company, which they call Jafflechutes – a “jaffle” is Australian slang for a grilled cheese, and they drop them via parachute, hence Jafflechutes – but assuming a customer base with sufficient whimsy there’s no reason this couldn’t work. All you would need is a kitchen located in the upper floors of a building somewhere with a significant population density (the North American location they’re talking about expanding into is New York City, naturally) and a city government which is prepared to be lenient about litter from miss-delivered sandwiches. The business model isn’t functionally different from any other quick-service restaurant with an unusual delivery method, and we have already seen other gravity-based systems (e.g. chutes, elevators, rolling trays) used in this role. There are even restaurants already in operation where all ordering and payment transactions are handled via touch screen on the tabletop, and you have no personal interaction with the employees…

Personally, I was a little disappointed when I saw the details of the operation in the online articles. When I saw the headline I had envisioned a fleet of drone aircraft, possibly akin to the quadracopter drones Amazon is supposedly looking into using for a delivery fleet, soaring over the rooftops of a major city and then releasing sandwiches from an internal cargo bay when they reach the specified GPS coordinates. And once that technology is up and running, I can’t see any reason why the unmanned, jet-propelled, laser-guided, self-chilling beer keg that the Aussies (and the U.S. Marines) have been asking for over the last few decades wouldn’t be possible…

For now, I suppose we should probably just keep watching the skies. Although, if you find yourself standing on an otherwise unexplained “X” on the pavement, you might also want to keep a glass of milk or a cup of tomato soup handy…

We’re Going to Need a Bigger Printer

There are times when I worry about some of the crazy ideas people get about technology. Of course, I worry about people in general, and given some of the things I have seen in my travels – people who actually believe that you could use a fax machine to send someone three-dimensional objects, for example – I’m not sure you can blame me. Technically, I suppose, it might be possible to fax 3-D objects, if you had a sufficiently powerful scanner on one end and a 3-D printer capable of working in some medium that could duplicate the original object on the other. However you still couldn’t transport an actual object, and you certainly couldn’t send someone a hot meal or a cold drink using such a method using the current printer technology. Moreover, given how expensive most of the 3-D printers are to use, there’s very little point in trying to make larger constructs using such a method. After all, as one of the designers behind the Star Trek franchise put it, if you can create starships at the push of a button, you probably don’t need to…

The same may not be true of buildings, however, if an article that turned up on the Wall Street Journal site last week is correct. According to the article, a Chinese firm called Winsun had developed what appears to be a very large version of a 3-D printer; one with nozzles that spray concrete instead of ink or sugars (or whatever), and which uses glass fibers for reinforcement. Using this giant printer, the company was able to pre-assemble enough parts to build 10 houses of 200 square meters each (about 1,460 square feet, if I’ve done my math correctly) in only 24 hours. The company is working on other applications for the system, including commercial properties, office buildings and so on. So far there is no word on how long it will take them to generate larger prefab elements, or how large a structure can get before this method will lack the structural strength to stand on its own…

Now, we should probably note that Winsun isn’t exactly putting a template for a house into a three-D printer and just pressing the “go” button. What they are assembling are effectively prefabricated sections for a building made entirely out of reinforced concrete, and there are definite limitations to how useful an all-concrete structure is going to be for residential/non-industrial applications. It’s also worth noting that anything you could actually call a “house” will also require glass for the windows, wiring for the outlets, doors that you could actually open (as opposed to ones made exclusively out of reinforced concrete), plumbing and fixtures made out of porcelain (or the equivalent), lighting, kitchen appliances, and a host of furnishings. Having the structure spring up in matter of hours – or however long it takes the concrete in the prefab sections to cure, anyway – would speed up the process, but it is debatable how much it would lower the cost. Despite what the article would have us believe, this is more “advanced prefab building technique” than it is “super high-technology magic…”

On the other hand, it is hard to deny that there are lots of useful things you can build out of reinforced concrete – and that if Winsun is actually successful in adapting the printer to use whatever salvaged materials come to hand in building its prefab sections, they might be able to overcome the cost issue. You’d still need the rest of a construction company to finish off the buildings, but there is some real potential here. And if someone applies the same technology to other building materials (there are already smaller printers that work with composite laminates, for example) there doesn’t appear to be any reason why you couldn’t fabricate all of your building components this way. Maybe we should keep an eye on this story going forward…

Business From On High

In the classic historical account The Right Stuff author Tom Wolfe details the phenomenal rate at which the luster came off the U.S. space program after the Apollo 11Mission landed on the Moon. Although manned space flight remained (and remains) a hot topic in other parts of the world, by the time the ill-fated Apollo 13 Mission launched the only thing that retained the interest of the American public was the malfunction that almost killed the entire flight crew – and the brilliant improvisations that brought them home safely. This continues to lead to some unflattering (and probably deserved) comments on the attention span of the American people, but the unfortunate truth is that by 1971 most people in this country were only paying attention to our space program when something extraordinary happened (e.g. Skylab, the first Space Shuttle launch, and two Shuttle disasters). This seems particularly unfortunate at the moment, considering that one of the most significant developments in the history of manned spaceflight and business is taking place somewhere over our heads this week…

If you missed it on your local news, you can pick up the most recent Forbes article about the Space-X Dragon spacecraft docking at the International Space Station with 5,000 pounds of supplies last week direct from the link. It may not seem that important at first – it is the fourth time the Dragon capsule has docked with the station, after all – but once you consider that price and convenience are the two major factors that have limited the commercial exploitation of space, this even becomes very significant. As exciting as the sound and fury of a rocket launch is, the critical aspect to any transportation system is reliability. A vehicle that can go someone once (or even six times) is at best a curiosity, at least from a business standpoint. A vehicle that can go somewhere whenever you want it to is a business asset. The Dragon has made the flight to the ISS four times already, as opposed to the single-use launch vehicles of the last century, and there is reason to believe it could do so indefinitely – or, at least, dozens of additional times. Assuming that you could find a cost-effective way of launching it…

This is what makes the other part of the linked article so interesting. The successful use of a privately-funded, privately designed launcher means that it is now possible for private companies to launch profit-seeking enterprises into Earth orbit without needing support from NASA or our national government. But even more potentially important is the successful test of the reusable Falcon 9 rocket. In theory, a reusable orbital launch vehicle would enable Space-X to lift payloads into space at a lower cost than any other entity in history – effectively opening up the commercial use of space to a huge range of companies that could never have afforded to place payload on a Space Shuttle or a Russian conventional rocket. A mass-produced reusable launcher would lower the costs still further. And if the company can produce a version of the Dragon – or one of their other designs – that is safe enough to be certified for human use, they could lift people to orbit for a fraction of what the so-called “Space Tourists” have been paying…

Now, even I have to admit that there are still a lot of “ifs” in that description, and a corresponding number of developments that we still have to await. It is possible that another company, or even another launch technology (such as the winged rockets being developed for Virgin Galactic) will become this century’s answer to Pan Am, leading the way into space and on across the cosmos. It is also possible that none of these things will pan out, commercial space travel will remain on hold for another century or two, or that humans will succeed in destroying our planet’s biosphere before we can get off of it and effectively exterminate ourselves. If I had all of the answers I’d be a multi-billionaire financial advisor and philanthropist, not a scruffy blogger nobody ever reads. But all of that said, I can’t help but think that what may be the most important technological development since the wheel may be taking place in the sky over our heads this week…

And, apart from a few space-mad history wonks like yours truly, no one is paying any attention…

The Ethics of WiFi

I can still remember the first time I encountered a free WiFi signal - it was at the Dana Street Roasting Company in Mountain View, California, and when our consulting company would stop there between meetings (and occasionally to have one) it was great to be able to just connect our computers and work. At the time most coffee houses charged for this service; some actually required you to purchase a monthly or quarterly plan through whoever their Internet provider happened to be. I always felt that unless you were paying extra for the bandwidth free WiFi was a way you could add value for the customer for effectively no cost to the company.  But over the years since even this simple customer convenience has become more complicated, and I suppose it is time we took a closer look at the issue...

First of all, let's consider the issue of freeloaders. Most coffee houses - and similar businesses - already have issues with limited space for seating, and people who will spend days at a time taking up a table (sometimes more than one) without purchasing anything. The WiFi situation just makes this worse -  since this is effectively free Internet service, some people elect to save money by never getting their own ISP and just using public wireless service. Such people are not really customers, of course, and any reasonable business should be able to eject them on this basis, but that will not stop people from making a $1 purchase and then spending 14 hours straight taking up space and hogging bandwidth. The business can impose a time limit, but even if you have the time to enforce such rules it is doubtful that they will add anything to the atmosphere of the place...

Then there's the issue of people using the company's WiFi signal to download material that is illegal, or to commit various other online offenses. Here again, these aren't really customers and should be booted off-line and ejected from the premises, or just turned over to the police. But doing so may still be problematic for the business; there is also a non-zero possibility (in some jurisdictions) of being charged as an accessory to the crimes being committed, even if you had no part in those activities and were in fact the one who reported them. And none of that even considers the possibility of civil litigation (nuisance or legitimate) from parties damaged by the criminal actions of someone using your WiFi to commit said crimes. It's enough to make you consider requiring full user registration and background checks before letting anyone onto your network...

On the other side of the issue, charging customers for anything that has no effective cost (e.g. the WiFi bandwidth costs you the same amount regardless of whether or not anyone is using it) is never good for customer relations. Even if you aren't charging for it, people may consider such restrictions and monitoring to be a violation of their rights to free speech, or just enough of a buzzkill to keep them from frequenting your establishment. And if you are charging for it there will always be accusations of price gouging and deliberate obstruction of full access. Requiring a password may prevent your neighbors or people in passing vehicles from hijacking your signal, but it may also frustrate legitimate customers, especially if they are given the wrong password or are simply too inept to enter it correctly...

Which leads me to the question: does a business offering wireless connectivity as a value-added service to its customers have any ethical obligation to provide that service to non-customers who find a way to gain access to the signal? Does such a business have an obligation to provide free access in the first place? Does our answer change if the bandwidth isn't costing the company anything in the first place? Alternately, does a company that provides wireless connectivity have an obligation to prevent random users from committing crimes using its signal? If so, does that obligation limited to actual paying customers, or does it extend to anyone who can connect the the signal? Or should any company offering WiFi service just accept these risks as part of the price of doing business and just let the chips fall where they may?

It's worth thinking about...

Car of Tomorrow?

I do wonder sometimes if people from other professions get as fed up with conspiracy theories, popular beliefs, and idiotic fiction and screenplays as I do. Certainly, I’ve seen lawyers and paralegals of my acquaintance get annoyed when movies and television programs misrepresent the law and portray behavior so grossly incompetent and completely unprofessional that if any real attorney did them being disbarred would be the least of their worries. I’ve also known healthcare professionals who get infuriated by the idea that all diseases could be cured in an afternoon if a sufficiently brilliant doctor had to save his love interest in time to end the movie on an up note, and public health researchers who get outraged by claims that such cures are being suppressed by various power blocks. For my money, the defeatism is even worse than the paranoia – saying that we will never have vehicles capable of driving 300-plus miles on a gallon of gas because the Oil lobby and politicians who take money from them will never allow it to happen, rather than working to bring the Volkswagen XL1 to North America…

I’m not going to link to the original far-left ranting site; you can go to the Volkswagen site and download the brochure and press package for yourself if you want to. One quick glance over the specifications will help to dispel all of the ranting, although it may also disappoint the reader (assuming I have readers). It turns out that the XL1 isn’t a magical supercar that gets its power from the mad genius of Volkswagen engineers; it’s a one-cylinder diesel-electric hybrid with an 8.4 horsepower engine and room for two people and a bag of groceries. Two relatively small people, and a very light bag of groceries, at least. The fuel economy is very impressive, although it’s closer to 250 miles on a gallon of diesel than 300, but none of this changes the fact that this vehicle is closer in size and concept to the old EV-1 electric car or the Honda Insight hybrid, and I can’t use either one of them…

The payload data isn’t included in the download from the VW site, but in the case of the Insight, its payload is so small that while it would be able to transport me (assuming I could fit in the driver’s seat, which I can’t) any theoretical companion travelling with me would have to weigh 80 pounds or less, or the car would not be able to move. And that assumes that neither of us had a small bag of groceries – or a briefcase or purse – with us. Clearly, there will be a limited market for such a vehicle in the U.S., where we like our cars to be powerful and roomy – or at least able to leave the curb when loaded. Even worse, at least from a consumer standpoint, the price given for the production model is in the $150,000 range, or about twice what a Tesla roadster (which is street legal in the U.S.) costs. In fact, it’s almost three times what the much-maligned Chevrolet Volt or the beloved Toyota Prius cost…

As to why they aren’t available for import, Volkswagen is only building 250 of these things, exclusively for sale in Europe, and has not made them available for safety testing anywhere else. Given the limited supply and high price point, it seems likely that the company is using this small fleet as a proof of concept. That many units will provide enough data to determine if the machinery is reliable, if the car is safe on the road, what happens to the vehicle (and the passengers) in the event of a crash, and so on. If the company can prove that the product is safe and reliable, they will probably be able to bring it to North America – where it won’t sell, until and unless they can bring the price down by a factor of at least four or five, and double or triple the payload. For the moment the XL1 is basically a concept car right out of an auto show, and conspiracy theories about this vehicle are completely asinine…

If Volkswagen can overcome those technical problems, however, it isn’t hard to imagine this “Super-Efficient Vehicle” (or SEV) doing to all of the current American car companies exactly what its beetle-shaped ancestor did to the industry in the last Century. If that happens I expect we will be hearing about a lot of new conspiracy theories – and a lot of unemployed auto workers. I’m not sure our domestic companies can survive another fiasco on that scale…

Nose Puppies

[Disclaimer: Parts of this post are NSFW and may be disturbing to readers of a sensitive disposition. Viewer discretion is advised.]

It’s funny how time gets away from you. Twenty-three years ago, Scott Adams drew a Dilbert strip featuring a street vendor selling “Nose Puppies” from a cart; when the title character inquires, the vendor tells him that they are small ceramic puppies that fit inside one’s nose. It is later revealed that the product was never terribly popular until the vendor hit upon the idea of putting them up a customer’s nose, whereupon they became a very fast-selling item. Adams is riffing on the old entrepreneur’s adage of “find a need and fill it” – literally, in this case, since that’s both what one does with a Nose Puppy and the punch line of the first strip – but as silly as this example seems, a great many new companies and the occasional commercial dynasty have been started exactly this way. It wasn’t until this week that I became aware of a company that sells something even more bizarre and inexplicable as a consumer product…

You can pick up the original story about them from the Kernel website if you want to, or visit them on their home page, but unless this is a Penguin Warehouse-style prank, it appears that there really is a company called Ship a Dick, and that for a relatively small fee they will ship a large cardboard representation of male genitalia to the recipient of your choice. It isn’t clear from context in either story why you would want to do such a thing, or to whom you would send it, but the company claims to be moving anywhere from 5 to 15 of these things a day (more around the holidays) in models ranging from $10 to $20 plus shipping and handling, which would translate out to somewhere between $25,000 and $50,000 a year – not an insignificant revenue stream for a side business with effectively no advertising. If marketed properly there is no telling how many of these products they might be able to sell…

Now, according to the linked news story, this isn’t really what the company does. The two entrepreneurs behind it actually run a laser engraving business, putting custom inscriptions onto all manner of things that do not normally carry inscriptions, which is probably where they got the idea for putting customer messages onto cardboard constructs that you (probably) couldn’t show on television. Making and selling these oddball greeting cards (that’s all this really is, if you think about it) is a sideline, and it will probably stay that way – but there aren’t a lot of hobbies that can bring in that kind of revenue, and I’m entirely serious when I suggest that if this idea goes viral the company could produce enough sales to add one or two more zeroes to those revenue figures. At least, until someone else copies their idea and comical, oversized obscene greeting cards become a standard consumer product category…

I call this story to your attention because despite the comical tone and risqué product, this really is an example of an entrepreneurial project that worked. Using skills, equipment, facilities and personnel already available to them, the owners of the company developed a new product, created a new company identity, and are successfully selling to thousands of customers around the world. Continued success will probably require that they develop follow-on products, and most likely that they invest in some marketing activities, but there is reason to believe that despite its absurdity this venture will continue to generate revenue for some time to come. Regardless of how one feels about obscene greeting cards – or Nose Puppies in general – it’s hard to argue that this is an excellent example of a project that created an incremental increase in profits while requiring almost no commitment of resources. Or, in other words, that this is in fact a brilliant entrepreneurial venture…

Even if it is something that the owners of the company probably won’t tell their families about…