From time to time I’ll be wandering around on the Internet
and run across a controversial issue where neither of the factions appears to
be communicating with the other one. It’s very common to discover that the
different sides of a polarizing issue aren’t listening to each other; if they
could reach agreement there wouldn’t be a controversy in the first place, and
humans are notorious for trying to shout down the other side rather than listen
to them – and for refusing to listen to anyone who is so obviously wrong-headed
that they would take the other side of this argument in the first place. But
sometimes you encounter a situation where the two sides think they are arguing
with each other but really aren’t – because their arguments aren’t actually
connected. If one side is arguing that broccoli is better in soup than in a
salad, and the other side is arguing that domestic broccoli should be
subsidized in order to produce a favorable trade balance with
broccoli-producing nations not party to the NAFTA agreements, the two sides
aren’t actually fighting, no matter how much they think they are. A similar
case exists, so far as I can tell, in the recent EpiPen advertising fracas…
You can pick up the story here if you want to, but the basic
idea is that a company was advertising its pediatric version of the self-contained
epinephrine injector known as an “EpiPen” in a happy, bouncy sort of television
commercial with a spokesperson playing the role of the mother of a child with
food allergies and gushing about how grand it is that her son can go to his
friend’s birthday party and eat the cake, because if there’s something in it
that might cause a severe reaction she can just use their EpiPen. This is, of
course, nonsense; epinephrine injections are indeed used to keep the patient
alive in the case of a severe reaction, but the first (and most important) line
of defense is awareness – not allowing a child with a severe food allergy to
come into contact with that food in the first place. Parents with such children
saw the television ad and went ballistic, comparing it (correctly, I believe)
to advocating unprotected sex because treatments for some STDs exist. The
manufacturer listened to the objections, pulled the ads, and that should have
been the end of the matter…
If you read any of the stories about these events online, or
on any of the larger news-aggregation sites, you will see dozens of comments
supporting the company’s use of the ad and disparaging the parents for
complaining. Most of these posts accuse the parents in question of being afraid
of being seen as bad parents; the logic seems to be that since EpiPen products
are potential lifesavers, parents who are objecting to the ads must be embarrassed
about having to be told about such things in a television ad, and would rather
not purchase the EpiPen (or let anyone else know to do so) than admit their
limited knowledge. It’s a silly idea to begin with, and it completely ignores
the fact that none of the parents or advocacy groups protesting the original ad
have ever complained about the company advertising its products – they’re
objecting to the suicidally/homicidally stupid assumption that just because you
have an EpiPen you (or your child) can swan around doing just as you please. It’s
also worth noting that none of the people taking this position seems aware of just
how stupid the behavior advocated in the television ad was – or just how
infuriatingly condescending it is of them to assume that the parents in
question didn’t find out about epinephrine injectors the moment their child was
diagnosed with a life-threatening allergy…
From a business standpoint, it’s probably worth noting that
if you’re going to create television advertising for a prescription that has
lifestyle implications, it might be worthwhile to ask your customers how they
use your product and how it affects their lifestyle in the first place. And as
a blogger and citizen in good standing of the World Wide Web, I can only
suggest to the parents and parent-advocates in this story: Don’t Feed the
Trolls!